I'm a writer, actor, comedian, and painter. I've appeared in a music video with "Z.Z.Top," been a keynote speaker at Franciscan retreats, written jokes and movies and published stories, the book "The Masked Man," as well as meditations on the sacraments in the book "Sacred Passages," published by Doubleday. I've been married to Mrs. Wilson for 28 years, and once upon a time lived with Andrew Dice Clay for four. I am a lifetime member of the International Frisbee Association, and the Tubists Universal Brotherhood Association (T.U.B.A.)
I like iced tea.